Chères citoyennes, chèrs citoyens ! The King is back for the next year electoral campaign! After year and year of exile from the beloved soil of France I took the decision to candidate as the Président of the hamburgers!
My beloved French, in the last 14 years , you cried out your nostalgia and you spoke up loud for change. You are tired of those old fast foods and their old fashioned hamburgers! The same taste, the same boring experience. Your hungry stomachs and your numerous travels abroad to taste the inimitable Whopper™, the delicious French fries, the crispy Chicken Tenders or the healthy Tendergrill™ Garden Salad are a clear proof of your love for the King. I know you cannot bear anymore this desire to feel again the sensations that the King’s Menu could give you…
But now things are changing! There is something happening when men and women in Paris and Marseille, in Bordeaux and Grenoble declare to be ready to come out in the snows of January to wait in lines for King’s sandwiches because they believe in what a new fast food can be!
Change is what's happening in fast food world in France. You, all of you who will choose to the King; all of you who put so much heart, soul and work into this “come back from the exile” campaign; all of you can be the new majority, who can lead this nation out of a long fast food era of darkness, (quick) death and despair!!! You are the ones who understand that if we mobilize to challenge the other candidates that stand on our way and if we claim the right to eat the best hamburger ever, the juicy Whopper™, for you and your children, there will be no obstacle on earth! We cannot be overcome. There is no stomach that we cannot fulfill (even yours, fatty electors!)
There's something happening when, people choose not just a fast food, which stomach and heart belong to, but the good tastes of life; Close your eyes and imagine the juicy meat of my hamburgers, the ripe tomatoes, the crisp salad the creamy mayo and ketchup, the crunchy pickles and onions on a toasted sesame seed bun that I carefully select for you, my beloved French electors. Yes this is the sandwich you want to eat at least one a week, this is the Whooper!!! Don’t you desire these King’s ingredients to be back on your glorious soil? I promise that my delicious sandwiches that make of you a big royal family are already on their way to your stomach!
My dear French, it is no matter whether you are rich or poor; black or white; fat or skinny; whether you are old or young. You all know that you love my Whooper®! I swear! I am ready as Président of hamburgers to take this country in a fundamentally new tasty future. No matter whether you’re American of French, there is only one right answer to the upcoming election:
Yes, oui King!
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